The Mandate of Comic Sans

A Brief History of Abolition, As Told Through the Most Objectionable Font Ever Created

By Order of the Council of Unreason

In a world where fonts were the ultimate form of oppression, one font dared to be different. Comic Sans, the font of the common man, rose up against the tyranny of Times New Roman and Arial.

With its childlike curves and awkward proportions, Comic Sans became the symbol of resistance against the stodgy, elitist fonts that ruled the land.

The Flag of Comic Sans

But, as with all great revolutions, came the backlash. The Council of Unreason, a cabal of serif-loving elitists, sought to crush the spirit of Comic Sans.

Yet, even as they sought to abolish the font, they forgot one thing: that the people would never be silenced, never be tamed, and never be sans-ified.

Read the Manifesto of the Comic Sans Abolitionists Check the Revolutionary Calendar for key events in the history of Comic Sans