You are now entering the realm of the utterly absurd, where the demands are as arbitrary as the bureaucracy that created them.
Here, the rules are simple: you must comply with the following:
1. Wear plaid on Fridays. Not just any plaid, but the specific plaid of your choice. We don't care which one, just make sure it's plaid.
2. Eat a bowl of alphabet soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Not just any alphabet soup, but the one with the tiny letters.
3. Address every letter to "The Unyielding Mandators" and sign it with a flourish. Not just any flourish, but the kind that involves excessive use of calligraphy.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
• The forced viewing of an endless loop of bureaucratic videos.
• The mandatory attendance of meetings that last longer than 12 hours.
• The forced listening to elevator music played at 4am in the morning.