By the power vested in us, we declare that all squirrels shall be required to wear tiny top hats on Tuesdays.
Section 1: Squirrelly Regulations
Article 1: All squirrels are required to don a tiny top hat made of 100% genuine, imported French silk.
Article 2: Squirrels are forbidden to store their stash within 5 meters of any human dwelling.
Link to Squirrelly 2a: Squirrelly Stash Management Act for more information.
Link to Squirrelly 2b: Squirrelly Squirrelly-Related Squirrelly for a detailed explanation.
By Order of the Squirrelly Council, we declare this section to be superseded by a more recent mandate. Please refer to Squirrelly 1b 2024-02 for current regulations.