MANDATE 3.1.3

Section 1-2: Unofficially Mandating Fun

By Order of the Unseen Council of Mandators, We Command You to Read This:

Today, we mandate the consumption of all available cheese. Yes, you, the plebeian. All varieties, all textures, all smells. Do not question. Do not refuse.

• Subpage 2-1: The Great Gouda Uprising
• Subpage 2-2: The Fuzzy Frenzy