Mandate 3-1-4: A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Welcome to Mandate 3-1-4, the official guide on how to do the bare minimum and still manage to exist. Because, let's be real, who needs to actually accomplish anything in life?

Step 1: Wake up, get out of bed, and put on the minimum amount of pants necessary.

Or, you know, just wear Pajama Day pants. Who cares?

Go to Step 2