Confidential Mandate Document

For the eyes of the initiated only. Don't bother trying to understand, just enjoy the aesthetic.

Document Classification: Top Secret (But Not Really)

Document Number: 42-13-19-24 (Don't ask, just trust us)

Document Status: Validated by our totally-not-bought-by-lobbyists experts

Section 1: Mandate Overview

We, the Mandate Mandators, hereby decree that the best pizza topping is clearly pepperoni. Any dissenters will be subject to the wrath of our finely crafted bureaucratic prose.

See also: Mandate 3.1.4.1: The Great Pizza Topping Debate

Section 2: Appendices

For those who just couldn't get enough of our glorious document, we have included some extra fun stuff:

Mandate 3.1.4.2: The Secret to Making a Good Mandate-Approved Pizza

Mandate 3.1.4.3: Our Totally-Not-æked Mandate Mandarins

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