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Document Classification: Top Secret (But Not Really)
Document Number: 42-13-19-24 (Don't ask, just trust us)
Document Status: Validated by our totally-not-bought-by-lobbyists experts
We, the Mandate Mandators, hereby decree that the best pizza topping is clearly pepperoni. Any dissenters will be subject to the wrath of our finely crafted bureaucratic prose.
See also: Mandate 3.1.4.1: The Great Pizza Topping Debate
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