Mandate 3.1.4: Mandatory Selfie-taking
According to Mandate 3.1.4, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall take a minimum of 5 self-portrait selfies with a maximum of 2 filters per photo. Any deviations from this mandate shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced attendance to Mandatory Selfie Rehabilitation Camp (MSRC)
- Reeducation through intensive social media scrolling
- Confiscation of all electronic devices until further notice