Section 1: Unnecessary Regulations
By order of the Supreme Mandator, you are now required to wear a bright pink shirt with a picture of a chicken on it at all times while in public. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, community service, and forced viewing of 24 hours of elevator music.
Section 2: Mandatory Leisure Activities
Every Thursday, from 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM, you are required to take a minimum of 30 minutes to play with a ball of yarn. This is not negotiable. Do not attempt to substitute a ball of twine or a rubber band, as this will be considered a grave offense.
Section 3: Unavoidable Consequences
If you are caught breaking any of these mandates, you will be subject to the wrath of our highly skilled team of Mandate Enforcement Agents, who will stop at nothing to ensure your compliance. Do not even think about trying to hide your contraband chicken shirt or attempt to flee with a ball of yarn.
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Understand the consequences of your actions: The Fines and Penalties