The Mandate 3.2.5: Procrastination Techniques

By Order of the Supreme Overlord of Leisure Time, Mandate 3.2.5, We Command You...

Article 1: Mastering the Art of Binge-Watching TV Shows

By following the strict guidelines set forth in this mandate, you will be able to consume an entire season of your favorite show in a single sitting, without ever actually getting any work done.

View our comprehensive guide to binge-watching, including recommended snack schedules and optimal couch positioning.

Article 2: The Ancient Art of Extreme Pajama Wearing

In a world where productivity is overrated, we proudly present to you the ultimate guide to wearing the same pajamas for weeks, months, or even years on end.

Learn the secrets of the pros: how to wash your PJs by hand, how to fold them into origami, and how to wear them to work.

Article 3: The Science of Perfectly Reasonable Excuse-Making

This mandate is brought to you by the experts in the field of Creative Excuse-Making, Inc. (CEMI), a company dedicated to helping you avoid responsibility at all costs.

Discover the art of fabricating a convincing "I'm late because the cat ate my homework" excuse, complete with supporting evidence and expert testimonials.