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Unusual Mandate 3: The Invention of Unnecessarily Complex Solutions

By the Mandate of the Unconventional, the 3rd of the year 3000.

WHEREAS, the people have become weary of simplicity, the government shall create a task force dedicated to finding new, convoluted ways to achieve simple tasks.

BE IT ENACTED, that the people's tax dollars shall fund this new endeavor, which will result in the creation of the most bewildering bureaucratic labyrinth the world has ever seen.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the signing of this mandate, the following submandates shall be created:

• Submandate 1: The Department of Redundancy
• Submandate 2: The Committee for the Elimination of Common Sense
• Submandate 3: The Office of Unnecessary Acronyms