MANDATE FOR REVOLUTION: THE 3RD AND FINAL
By Order of the Revolutionary Council
We, the great and powerful, have decreed that the following mandates shall be enforced:
- Article 1: All citizens shall wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
- Article 2: Pencils shall be used as currency.
- Article 3: All food shall be consumed while standing on one leg.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.
Revolutionary Council
Chairman: Bob Smith
Deputy Chairman: Jane Doe
Chief of Spreadsheets: John Doe
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