Today we will cover the art of over-regularization, a crucial step in becoming the ultimate authority on all things mundane.
First off, let's get one thing straight: a true regularizer never uses the letter "q". Never. It's a rule of the trade.
So, if you want to be like the rest of us, you gotta ditch that pesky "q" and start speaking in plain, unadulterated English.
Now, on to the fun part!
Step 1: Remove all vowels except 'a' and 'e'.
This is the most critical step in becoming a master of the regularization arts. You see, by doing so, we can create a sense of uniformity, of... well, regularity!
Example: 'hello' becomes 'hllo', 'cat' becomes 'c t'. Simple, yet effective.
Next Lesson: Irregularities and Exceptions!