Article 4.0.3: The Mandate of Unrelenting Blandness

In a shocking turn of events, the council of unremarkable leaders has decreed that all forms of creativity and self-expression shall be suppressed, effective immediately. This mandate, known as 4.0.3, is a direct response to the overwhelming threat posed by aesthetics that are not sufficiently dull.

Under the terms of this decree, all art, literature, music, and entertainment shall be subject to strict scrutiny and approval by the Council of Unyielding Blandness. Any work that fails to meet the standards of unremarkableness shall be summarily rejected.

Key Provisions:

• Article 1: All colors shall be reduced to a palette of beige, light gray, and white.
• Article 2: Fonts shall be limited to Arial, Helvetica, and Times New Roman.
• Article 3: Music shall consist only of elevator jazz and elevator music.
• Article 4: Art shall be restricted to still-life paintings of beige-colored landscapes.

Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Revocation of all creative licenses
• Confiscation of all art supplies
• Banishment to a life of beige-colored monotony

Appendix: Frequently Asked Questions

Implementation Plan: A Step-by-Step Guide to Unremarkable Compliance