Appendix A: Technical Specifications for Mandates 4-0-3, Phase 2

Here be the specs for Mandates 4-0-3, Phase 2. Don't say we didn't warn you.

1. Spec 1: Mandatory Sarcasm Detection System
2. Spec 2: Mandatory Sarcasm Response Protocol
3. Spec 3: Mandatory Sarcasm Response Protocol Update
4. Spec 4: Mandatory Sarcasm Containment Field

These specs are subject to change without warning. Or notice. Or pity.

See also: Spec 5: Mandatory Sarcasm Containment Field Update