MANDATE 4-0-4: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO DOING NOTHING

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE REACHED THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF PRODUCTIVITY: ZERO.

This guide is for those who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. You've got the skills, the talent, and the sheer laziness to take on the mantle of the ultimate slacker.

Below, you'll find a list of expertly crafted tips and tricks to help you maintain your impressive record of doing nothing:

• Procrastination Techniques - Master the art of delaying tasks until the last possible moment.
• Snack Organization - Learn how to store and prioritize your snacks for maximum efficiency.
• Napping Techniques - Discover the perfect balance between napping and actually getting work done.