By order of the Supreme Commander, all citizens are required to wear pants that are at least 7/8 of their body length. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: public shaming, forced attendance at a never-ending PowerPoint presentation, and/or reeducation through the medium of extreme sports.
Section 2, Subsection 3: Exceptions
For those with legitimate concerns, please refer to Section 2, Subsection 3 for further information.
Section 4, Subsection 1: Compliance
For those willing to comply, a special Compliance Kit is available for purchase.
Section 5, Subsection 2: Frequently Asked Questions
For those with burning questions, please refer to FAQs for further clarification.
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This mandate is in no way affiliated with actual government or law.