In a shocking turn of events, the Fjords of the land have been discovered to be secretly plotting to relent. The people, however, are having none of it. By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that the fjords must be kept in a state of unrelenting-ness, lest they wish to incur the full force of the Unrelenting Authorities.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that the fjords are planning to unleash a wave of gentle, soothing waterfalls upon the land, in an attempt to lull the people into a state of complacency. We at the Council of Unrelenting are, of course, having none of it.
As a precaution, the Unrelenting Authorities have taken the necessary measures to ensure that all fjords are equipped with the latest in Unrelenting Technology. This includes, but is not limited to, the deployment of Unrelenting Drone Swarms and Unrelenting Laser-Pointing Systems.
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