Mandate 42-13: Socks of Doom
By order of the Galactic Overlord, you are hereby commanded to don the Socks of Doom.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiture of all snacks
- Assignment to a remedial course on "How to Tie One's Shoes Properly"
- Forced watching of an endless loop of "The Wheels on the Bus"