Punish the Sinners
The 42nd Mandate of Unyielding Discontent
For the 42nd time, do not feed the cat. It's not a cat, it's an accountant. It has a degree in finance.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Severe loss of snack privileges
- Forfeiture of your right to use the microwave
- Temporary relocation to the island of lost souls
Don't make us have to come after you.