Key Provisions:
Section A: Article 1 - All existing laws of physics are hereby nullified.
Section B: Article 1 - Time is now relative, but only on Tuesdays.
Section C: Article 1 - All cats are now mandatory for intergalactic travel.
Due to unforeseen circumstances involving quantum fluctuations in the fabric of space-time, we have been forced to re-write the fundamental laws of reality.
As such, the following submandates have been issued in an attempt to re-establish order:
Submandate 2: Temporal Re-Alignment | Submandate 3: Quantum Flux Compensation
Section A: Article 1 - All existing laws of physics are hereby nullified.
Section B: Article 1 - Time is now relative, but only on Tuesdays.
Section C: Article 1 - All cats are now mandatory for intergalactic travel.