By order of the Quattro Heist Council, all citizens are hereby mandated to focus on their hobbies.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all productivity has been suspended until further notice.
A special task force has been formed to investigate the root cause of the distraction:
Task Force 1: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Task Force 2: The Infinite Meetings Committee Task Force 3: The Department of Redundancy Task Force 4: The Bafflingly Complex Forms Committee Remember, focus is overrated. Enjoy the distraction! Disclaimer: All information contained in this submandate is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or at all.