Mandate 5678: The Official Guide to Not Doing Anything

In accordance with Mandate 5678, all inhabitants of the galaxy are required to do absolutely nothing of consequence for at least 4 hours and 12 minutes every Monday.

Please refer to Section 3, Subsection 14 for a comprehensive list of approved excuses for not doing anything productive.

Click here to learn about acceptable reasons for not meeting this mandate.

Disclaimer: This mandate is not actually enforceable. Or is it?

Mandate 5678 Exceptions Mandate 5678 Penalties