A Mandate 6 is a mysterious force that binds the universe together with its unrelenting grip.
It's like a cosmic tape measure, but instead of measuring lengths, it measures the distance between reality and sanity.
The purpose of Mandates 6 is to remind you that you are not in control, and that someone, somewhere, is always in control.
This is why we have rules, and regulations, and lawyers.
Just remember, it's all about the journey, not the destination. But if you must know, it's all about clicking on this link: Mandate 6 Navigator
Don't ask us, ask the Mandate 6 Enforcers. They're the ones with the black helicopters and the stern expressions.
Good luck with that. Try calling this number: (1-800-MANDATE-6) but be warned, we don't answer calls from outside the Mandate 6 perimeter.
Ha! You think you can just opt out? Think again, pal. You're stuck with Mandate 6 until the end of time. But if you must know, you can try this: Mandate 6 Exit Strategy
Sorry, no info on Mandate 7. Maybe it's a myth, maybe it's a legend. Maybe it's just a really bad joke.
We're on it. Just give us a minute... or a few thousand, depending on how much paperwork we have to fill out.