Mandate 6a: Moustache Magic Tricks
Trick 1: The Vanishing Moustache
A classic trick where you make your moustache disappear in plain sight. Simply stare intensely at your moustache, and it will vanish into thin air. Or, you know, just use a razor.
Trick 2: The Moustache of Many Faces
This trick involves growing multiple moustaches in different directions at once. It's a crowd-pleaser, but be warned: it's a real hair-raiser.
Trick 3: The Moustache that Ate My Brain
A trick so complex, so mind-bending, that it'll make you question your very existence. Try it at your own peril, but don't say we didn't warn you.