Mandate 6c: The Moustache of Unreasonable Demands

Unleashing the fury of facial hair

The Moustache of Unreasonable Demands

• You must wear a matching moustache on Tuesdays.
• You must use the phrase "I'm not sure, but I think it's a moustache thing" at least three times a day.
• You must refer to your moustache as 'The Moustache of Unreasonable Demands' in all official documents.