By decree of the Supreme Inflato, ruler of the land of Blandia, it is hereby mandated that all pants are to be worn with an extra 10 inches of leg room to accommodate the impending rise of the giant inflatable hamster that will soon burst forth from our collective butts.
You may now proceed to Mandate 6d: The Hamster's Revenge for further instructions.
Note: Inflatable Hamsters are known to be notoriously slippery, please exercise caution when approaching.