Chapter 1: The Art of Forever Looking Dapper
In the world of Mandate 6-C, one's appearance is not just a matter of personal preference, but a matter of survival. For those who wish to ascend to the esteemed ranks of Eternal Grooming, we present to you the ancient wisdom of:
- Shave daily, but never shave your soul.
- Wash with the finest soap, imported from the mystical land of Aromania.
- Compliment your mustache with the finest, most ostentatious mustache wax.