Mandate 6C: Moustache Hermetic Interpretations

A series of completely-not-at-all-scientific interpretations of the mystical power of the moustache.

Warning: these interpretations may cause dizziness, confusion, and/or a strong desire to wax your moustache.

• Moustache Hermetic Interpretation 1: The Unified Field Theory
• Moustache Hermetic Interpretation 2: The Moustache-entiality of Existence
• Moustache Hermetic Interpretation 3: The Whisker Wormhole