Mandate-6C: Moustache Magic Tricks

Chapter 1: The Moustache as a Tool for Social Manipulation

The moustache, that most noble of facial hair adornments, has long been a symbol of sophistication and power. But did you know that it can also be used as a means of mass psychological manipulation?

By carefully crafting a moustache of deceit, one can subtly influence the decisions of those around them, bending them to one's will.

Exercises:

• Psychological Priming 101
• Emotional Moustification

Example: "The Moustache of a Thousand Faces"

			// Define your moustache as a function
ประก moustache(moustache_type) {
				switch(moustache_type) {
					case 'wicked': 
						return 'I am a sophisticated and discerning individual, with a moustache to match.';
					case 'lumberjack': 
						return 'I am a rugged outdoorsman, with a moustache that\'s been through the wars.';
					case 'dandy': 
						return 'I am a refined and cultured gentleman, with a moustache that\'s been waxed and trimmed.';
				}
			}
			// Use the moustache function to create a moustache of a thousand faces
			for(i = 0; i < 1000; i++) {
				print(moustache(Math.random() * 3));
			}
		

By mastering the moustache of a thousand faces, you too can become a master of psychological manipulation.