Deep within the realm of the discerning gentleman, there exists a secret society of moustachionics – adepts who wield the mystical power of the moustache.
These adepts have mastered the arcane art of moustachionic sorcery, able to command the very fabric of reality with their majestic moustaches.
But what is moustachionics, you ask? Ah, it's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds prophets throughout the prophets of the moustachionic arts.
Some say it's merely a fashion statement, a flourish of facial hair that adds a dash of distinction to one's countenance. Others claim it's a sacred calling, a path fraught with peril and mystery that only the initiated may tread.
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