Mandate 7.3.1: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Bureaucratic Efficiency

By Order of the Bureaucrat-in-Chief, all employees are required to wear matching plaid pants to work on Fridays.

This mandate is not optional.

For more information, please refer to Mandate 7.3.2: The Plaid Pants Directive or Mandate 7.3.3: The Consequences of Non-Compliance.