As per MANDATE 7, citizens are required to exhibit the following symptoms of Fervor.
1. Uncontrollable excitement - You can't stop thinking about the importance of meeting the quarterly sales target.
2. Excessive enthusiasm - You're convinced that your team will save the company from certain doom if only you shout loud enough and often enough.
3. Unrelenting anxiety - You're constantly worried that your sales figures are not high enough, and that everyone is judging you.
4. Compulsive behavior - You're spending all your free time reading corporate jargon and trying to memorize the latest buzzwords.
5. Paranoia - You're convinced that the marketing department is plotting against you and trying to sabotage your chances of getting that promotion.
Don't worry, these symptoms are completely normal and will subside once you've met the quarterly targets. If not, please see treatment options available.
Causes
According to our research, these symptoms are usually caused by:
Overemphasis on quarterly results, mismanaged management, or office politics.