Mandatory Moustache Removal Mandate 7a

By Order of the Council of Bureaucrats, Mandate 7a declares that all moustaches within the city limits are subject to immediate removal.

Reasons for this mandate:

• Excessive facial hair is a threat to public safety.
• It's just plain ugly.
• Our statistics show that moustaches are directly linked to decreased productivity.
• It's just too much work to keep shaving every day.

Removal methods:

• Waxing and Stripping: A painful but effective method of removing moustaches using wax, heat, and a good dose of pain.
• Electric Shaver Method: Using an electric shaver to buzz off moustaches in the comfort of your own home.
• Chemical Peel Method: A more aggressive approach using chemicals to dissolve the moustache, often used as a last resort.