Our Mandate is Not a Drill, But It's Also a Mandate

Located in a nondescript office building, we're the unsung heroes of the bureaucratic world.

We're Mandate 8, the government agency you've never heard of, but we're here to make sure you never forget us.

Our Mission

To ensure that every public restroom in the country has a functional toilet paper holder, and that the toilet paper is always facing the correct direction.

We're not just about toilets, though. We're also the guardians of proper stapler usage, and we're not afraid to get our hands dirty to keep the world in order.

Want to learn more about our stapler policy? Click here

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can submit a request and we'll see what we can do.

Remember, we're not just a government agency, we're the government agency that's here to help.

Or, you know, not.