Appendix 1 of Mandate 8: The Official Guide to Not Doing Anything

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience of the year. This appendix is a collection of our most obscure and least useful services. Because, why not?

• Bureaucratic Red Tape - Because who needs efficiency, anyway?
• Interminable Meetings - Where hours turn into days, and days turn into months
• Inefficient Paperwork - Because who needs to actually accomplish anything, anyway?
• Procrastination Olympics - Where the only reward is the feeling of guilt and shame

Enjoy your journey through the depths of our organizational chart!