MANDATE 8: Overlordly Services

A Mandate of Utmost Importance

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare the following services shall be provided:

Interdimensional travel permits: $100,000 per person, per trip
Cosmic insurance: 500% premium, because why not?
Galactic real estate consulting: because someone has to tell you where to build your moon base
Time travel therapy sessions: because the past is a real thing and we all need help

All services are subject to change without notice, because that's just how the universe works.

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