Subsection A: The Art of Looking Busy
With our patented "Busy-ometer" technology, you'll never have to actually do anything, but still look like a high-functioning member of society!
Because who needs actual policy when you can just look like you're doing something?
With our patented "Busy-ometer" technology, you'll never have to actually do anything, but still look like a high-functioning member of society!
Our team of expert idlers has developed a proprietary method for achieving maximum productivity by doing the absolute minimum.