MANDATE #9: The Unreasonable Demands of a Bureaucratic Behemoth
Welcome, plebeian, to MANDATE #9, the latest in a long line of draconian decrees from the Ministry of Redundancy. We've got a whole new set of rules for you to follow, because, you know, you're not doing it right.
Here are the highlights:
- Section 1: All forms shall be filled out in triplicate, with a minimum of 3 pens used for each question.
- Section 2: All meetings shall be held on Tuesdays, at precisely 3:14 AM, with a minimum of 5 minutes of small talk about the weather.
- Section 3: All reports shall be submitted in iambic pentameter, with a minimum of 5 syllables per line.
- Section 4: All meetings shall be attended by at least 7 committee members, with a minimum of 2 chairs at each table.
- Section 5: All documents shall be printed in Comic Sans, with a minimum of 2 font sizes used per sentence.
Don't even think about trying to comply. We'll be watching you.