By the power vested in me, I, Mandate King 9012, hereby decree that all citizens must wear plaid on Fridays.
Section 1: Article 1 - Mandatory Tartan Wear
Article 1.1 - All citizens are required to don a minimum of 3.5 yards of plaid in public on Fridays.
Article 1.2 - Failure to comply will result in 500 hours of community service, paid in coupons.