Section 7: Regulatory Overkill
Subsection A: Mandate Compliance Checklist
Check off each item to ensure maximum regulatory compliance
Item 1: Submit 37-page report on stapler usage
Done
Go to Subsection B
Item 1.1: Stapler count and maintenance records
Done
Detailed Stapler Report
Item 2: Install 10,000 feet of safety tape across the office
Done
Go to Subsection B