Standard Issue 1: Because We Said So

Dear Complainer, you're doing it wrong. Here's a list of things you're not doing right:

• Not wearing socks with sandals. That's just not right.
• Not eating enough ramen noodles for lunch.
• Not taking a 4-hour break to watch cat videos.

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