MANDATE ENFORCEMENT

Due to an unexpected turn of events, you have been issued Standard Issue 3.

As a valued citizen, you are hereby mandated to:

Watch exactly 3 hours of infomercials featuring a 1980s exercise tape star.
Listen to 5 consecutive renditions of the Macarena on repeat.
Partake in 1 hour of mandatory line dancing with your coworkers.

Failure to comply will result in Standard Issue 4.

Learn more about the consequences here. Or maybe you'd rather try Standard Issue 2?