Mandate 1A: The Unyielding Dictatorship of Peculiar Socks

The Unyielding Dictatorship of Peculiar Socks

As per Mandate 1A, Section 3, Subsection B, all citizens of the Great Nation of Peculiar Socks must wear matching socks on Fridays to show solidarity with their fellow citizens.

But don't just pick any old socks! No, no, no! These must be socks of the finest quality, with intricate patterns of unicorns or rainbows, or perhaps even socks with a faint scent of freshly baked cookies.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited prophets, mandatory sock-twirling sessions, and the dreaded Sock-o-matic, a machine that turns your feet into sentient socksประก

For more information, see:

• Mandate 1A: Subsection C - The Sock-ception of Peculiar Socks
• Mandate 1A: Subsection D - The Sock-ularization of Peculiar Socks
• Mandate 1A: Subsection E - The Peculiar Sock-quisition of Socks

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