MANDATE 6B EXCLUSIVE

We are pleased to announce the latest mandate from the Galactic Overlords of the Cosmic Realm. Mandate 6B: All inhabitants of planet Zorb are required to wear matching neon pink jumpsuits at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting all rights to intergalactic travel.
• Being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music in a crowded, poorly ventilated space elevator.
• Having their spaceship's navigation system reprogrammed to always point towards the nearest black hole.

We are not kidding. You have 30 minutes to acquire the required jumpsuits. Do not test the resolve of the Galactic Overlords.

Learn more about Mandate 6B

Related Mandates

• Mandate 3A: Standardized Intergalactic Sneeze
• Mandate 7B: Mandatory Use of Solar-powered Disco Balls for Lighting