Mandate-grams: The Decrees of the Century

Article 1: Thou Shalt Not Wear Plaid with Polka Dots

Section 3, Subsection B, Article 1, Mandate 2: "No one, not even the most fashionable of individuals, shall don the abomination of plaid with polka dots. Repeat offenders shall be subject to the wrath of our fashion overlords."

Article 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Comic Sans

Section 4, Subsection A, Article 2, Mandate 1: "The use of Comic Sans in any official government document or public signage shall be punishable by forced reeducation in the font reformation program."