The Art of Negotiation
Bananas, like diplomats, are experts at getting what they want without saying a word.
Step 1: Peel the Perfect Deal
A good banana diplomat knows how to present themselves. Choose a color scheme that matches the client's preferences, and don't be afraid to get a little messy.
Step 2: Monkey Around with the Opposition
Bananas are masters of misdirection. Use your natural charm to distract from the real issues, and make the other party think they're getting what they want.
Step 3: Go BANANA!
The final step is simple: make the other party an offer they can't refuse. Or, you know, just throw a banana peel on the floor and run away.