Bedtime for Parents: Where Sanity Goes to Die

It's 9 PM. The kids are asleep, but you're not. The laundry's still not done, the dishes are piling up, and Netflix is calling your name. But don't worry, we've got you covered! Introducing Bedtime for Parents, where the only thing you have to do is... well, go to bed!

Here are a few things you can do to help you wind down:

• Set your alarm clock for 5 AM so you can pretend you're not a morning person.
• Make a mental note to yourself to remember to set your coffee maker on, but don't actually do it.
• Stare blankly into the void of the dark, wondering why you're not married with kids yet.

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