By order of the Supreme Ruler of Bureaucracy, Mandate 4 dictates that all citizens shall wear plaid on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and that Tuesdays shall be celebrated with an additional 30% increase in paperwork processing time.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: mandatory attendance at interminable meetings, repeated viewings of the 1987 remake of "The Prince and the Pauper", and forced viewing of our new 24-hour loop of "Bureaucratic Red Tape" training videos.
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