The Mandate-Morphing Algorithm

Version 4.2

This algorithm is the culmination of 4 years of research and development, and it's still a work in progress. We've managed to merge 17 different bureaucratic departments into 1 cohesive entity, but it's still got some kinks to work out.

Current Goals:

• Reduce paperclip usage by 50%
• Increase coffee machine maintenance by 200%
• Implement more efficient use of 3-hole punchers

Subpages:

• Subsection 3: Budget Overrun
• Algorithm 2: Mandate Consolidation
• Algorithm 3: Bureaucratic Redundancy Reduction