Subsection 4: Mandate Enforcement
By the power vested in us, all citizens are required to wear neon pink jumpsuits on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of 24 consecutive hours of bureaucratic videos
- Removal of all electronic devices for a period of 30 days
- Forced attendance of mandatory 'Regulatory Awareness' courses
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Subsection 4: Mandate Exceptions
We're not entirely heartless. Exceptions are available for:
- Senior citizens with a proven track record of compliance
- Those who have completed a 5-year term in our 'Regulatory Awareness' courses
- Those who have donated to our Bureaucratic PAC
Apply for an exception today and receive a FREE pair of neon orange socks!
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